All woke up at 9AM.
Abhimanyu: “You have 2 minutes; we will be waiting in ground floor"
All they just walked only 10 miters, a girl was walking with her father in opposite direction. All were staring her without caring her father. Ashok just saw her father. He was seeing all of them from his burning eyes.
Both started laughing.
Abhimanyu: “Don’t say even a single word now otherwise I will fuck both of you, then you will know my madness and also know, who would require medical care. Learn something from Ajey"
Ajey did not say anything just smiled.
Abhimanyu: “You both will never grow up"
When they reached at their floor, 3-4 people were standing in front of flat.
Abhimanyu: “Excuse me, are you looking for us?”
Two men were also with angry man. One was taller and second was fatty.
Fatty man: “Rakesh, we should have a meeting where we must finalize whether bachelor should be allowed to live in society”
First time they got to know to know that angry man is Rakesh.
And all 4 people left.
Ashok:” Bloody looser, I had a formal discussion with a person in morning who is living in front of us. He never said anything even he was offering any type of help if we need. A person who is living in front of us, who did not hear any noise, but this looser living 3 floor above heard the music what we never played. Wonderful!!!”
Ali:”I think, His wife must not have allowed him to touch her last night or she ran away with someone else.”
Abhimanyu “Let’s pray for the evening. We will go in our usual formal dress.”
All they were afraid of evening meeting after all it is their first day. They were expecting many people would be present in the meeting. When they entered into compound, Only five people were there. Angry man, taller man, fatty man and society chairman and fifth one was the flat owner. Now they were really nervous when they saw flat owner.
Chairman: “That’s why we are taught history. Whatever mistakes we did in past, never repeat them. But we never learn from History.”
Ali was thinking this fucking fatty man needs meeting for each and everything. He must be frustrated IT manager. And this bloody taller man knows only one sentence “You are right”.
After one month, all were standing in front of the chairman of new society. They were in formal dress as usual for such occasion.
Abhimanyu:”Sir, You would not have any problem because of us. I can give you the mobile number of our previous flat owner. You can ask about us then only you give us this flat. ”
Chairman: “No need of this. I am trusting on you. Don’t create problem for others. You can meet to owner and can take the possession of this flat.”
Ashok:” When did he go? For short term on long term…H1B or L1..Hum hi log yaha mara rahe hai”
And life goes on……..
Ali to Ashok:”Ashok, get ready 4 cup of tea”
Ashok:”Tera baap ka naukar hu na mai”
Ali:” Ok, then give me cigarette, I kept last one beside the TV”
Ashok:”I already given my respect to your last one” Ali:”You bastard”.
Abhimanyu:"Let's go for cigarette”
Ali:"Get one packet for me; i will give you money in evening"
Abhimanyu:"You lazy, you are coming with us"
Ali:"Man, Can you do something by yourself, we are not going for any rally where all are required."
Abhimanyu: “You have 2 minutes; we will be waiting in ground floor"
All they just walked only 10 miters, a girl was walking with her father in opposite direction. All were staring her without caring her father. Ashok just saw her father. He was seeing all of them from his burning eyes.
Ashok:" Hey, Why her father was seeing us so angrily."
Abhimanyu: “Because you all seeing his daughter from such your fucking eyes."
Ashok:"Hey man, when i saw her, she was already looking at me .I think, she likes handsome boys."
Ali:" You are right, yesterday when we were talking to Chairman, She was looking at me from her balcony"
Ashok to Ali:" Bastard, You never shared this with us. Anyway tell me which is her flat?"
Abhimanyu: “Shut up, come out of this madness"
Ali:"Mr. Virgin, This is not madness, It happens in this age."
Ashok to Ali:"Aii, I doubt on Abhimanyu, He is lacking somewhere, and Abhimanyu needs medical care."Ali:"Mr. Virgin, This is not madness, It happens in this age."
Both started laughing.
Abhimanyu: “Don’t say even a single word now otherwise I will fuck both of you, then you will know my madness and also know, who would require medical care. Learn something from Ajey"
Ajey did not say anything just smiled.
Ali:" Raja Harischand gone and left his antique piece"
Ashok:"Abhimanyu you did not tell us that your real father name is Harishchand"
At the moment all were silent then all started laughing
Abhimanyu: “You both will never grow up"
When they reached at their floor, 3-4 people were standing in front of flat.
Abhimanyu: “Excuse me, are you looking for us?”
One man came in front and angrily said “What were you doing at last night?”
Abhimanyu: ”nothing” Angry man: “Nothing! Because of your party, music, noise I was unable to sleep whole night.”Abhimanyu: “But, we did not play any music, sir, and in which floor you stay”
Angry man interrupted: “You mean I am lying. I am at 4th floor”
Two men were also with angry man. One was taller and second was fatty.
Fatty man: “Rakesh, we should have a meeting where we must finalize whether bachelor should be allowed to live in society”
First time they got to know to know that angry man is Rakesh.
Taller man: “You are right.”
Rakesh “You all four will have to come to Society compound in evening”
And all 4 people left.
Ashok:” Bloody looser, I had a formal discussion with a person in morning who is living in front of us. He never said anything even he was offering any type of help if we need. A person who is living in front of us, who did not hear any noise, but this looser living 3 floor above heard the music what we never played. Wonderful!!!”
Ali:”I think, His wife must not have allowed him to touch her last night or she ran away with someone else.”
Abhimanyu “Let’s pray for the evening. We will go in our usual formal dress.”
All they were afraid of evening meeting after all it is their first day. They were expecting many people would be present in the meeting. When they entered into compound, Only five people were there. Angry man, taller man, fatty man and society chairman and fifth one was the flat owner. Now they were really nervous when they saw flat owner.
Chairman: “That’s why we are taught history. Whatever mistakes we did in past, never repeat them. But we never learn from History.”
Abhimanyu: “But Sir, We did not do anything wrong”
Angry man: “You think, I have free time to do all this.Mr. Chairman, I already told you, Bachelors should not be allowed in the society.”
Taller man: “You are right Rakesh!!”
Fatty man: “We should have finally a meeting for this.”
Taller man: “You are right Tapas!!”
Angry man: “yesterday, your friends were using Swimming pool and Gym, They are not supposed to use society amenities.”
Abhimanyu: “But Rakesh, Today is our first day.”
Angry man: “Does not matter, they would have been friend of some other bachelors.”
Fatty man: “We should have a meeting whether friend can use society amenities.”
Taller man: “You are right Tapas!!”
Ali was thinking this fucking fatty man needs meeting for each and everything. He must be frustrated IT manager. And this bloody taller man knows only one sentence “You are right”.
Chairman: “You have to leave this flat boys.”
Abhimanyu: ”What!!!” .He was totally surprised.he turned his eyes toward flat owner.
Flat owner: “I don’t want to be part of this dispute, Better to leave this flat in next month.”
Ali:” In every society, There are 4-5 such frustrated people, who live in each society.They don’t have any work but play such dirty politics.”
After one month, all were standing in front of the chairman of new society. They were in formal dress as usual for such occasion.
Abhimanyu:”Hello sir, I am abhimanyu.We all are software engineer.”
Chairman: “See Abhimanyu, We had bad experiences of bachelor people but you people looking like the professional people”.
Abhimanyu:”Sir, You would not have any problem because of us. I can give you the mobile number of our previous flat owner. You can ask about us then only you give us this flat. ”
Chairman: “No need of this. I am trusting on you. Don’t create problem for others. You can meet to owner and can take the possession of this flat.”
Ashok asked to Abhimanyu: ”Again Vijay?”
Abhimany:”No, He went onsite some time ago. This time Rohit was in my mind”
Ashok:” When did he go? For short term on long term…H1B or L1..Hum hi log yaha mara rahe hai”
And life goes on……..
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