Abhimanyu and his three friends (Ashok,Ajey and Ali) were searching a new flat on rent as they were asked to vacate the flat because of some reasons. It was very difficult to search a flat in metros without the help of agent. They directly went to an agent who deals on this business.
Abhimanyu was never surprised by his direct question without introducing himself but he never wanted to call him as “Bhiya”.
Broker: “Are you bachelors?” This time, his tone was different as being bachelor is a crime.
Abhimanyu: ”Yes we are all bachelors.”
Abhimanyu and all his friends were ready for the meeting with chairman and they were in formal dress as they were going for interview.
Broker: “Let’s go. First we meet to Society Chairman. “
One person was standing some distance away and chatting with some women.
Ali started laughing.
Abhimanyu: “Shut up Ashok and Ali. How could you waste your time on such rubbish discussion? Be serious. We are just reaching to the chairman.”
Ali was thinking why he said that we are software engineer instead he should have hidden this. Everybody thinks except software engineer that how easily software engineer can be fucked off. May be, He wanted to differentiate from college students.
Chairman: “See Abhimanyu, We had bad experiences of bachelor people but you people looking like the professional people”.
Abhimanyu: ”Sir, You would not have any problem because of us. I can give you the mobile number of our previous flat owner. You can ask about us then only you give us this flat. ”
Ashok just could not control and took some distance, turned back and started laughing.
Chairman: “No need of this. I am trusting on you. Don’t create problem for others. You can meet to owner and can take the possession of this flat.”
All friends were happy. They said good bye to chairman and going back to home.
Ashok asked to Abhimanyu: “Abhimanyu, why did you offer to give him our owner’s number. If he really asked for the number then you know, what would have happened.”
The day came when they had to shift their stuff. The whole day was very hectic.
Ashok”Today I got to know I have 8 underwear. See my bad luck; I have been wearing this underwear since 15days.Anyway I was planning to buy new one but now I don’t need to. So today’s beer from my side.”
Ali to Ashok”Shame on you. How does Priya tolerate you? Say to her, I change my underwear daily.” and started laughing.
Ali:”You forgot last month, how big party I given to you all. You had 3 beers and kept vomiting the whole night.”
Ashok:” Why not?”
Store owner kept all beers in typical “BLACK” carry beg which you can get only in wine shop.While they were entering to their block”F”, some ladies were in deep but loud discussion.
Ashok:”See that lady, wearing red saari.She must be newly married.”
Ali to Ashok:”Were you pundit who conducted her marriage.”
Ashok proudly: “experience man.”
When they were passing near to ladies group, all ladies were staring them and especially those black carry begs.Once all they were inside the flat.
Ashok:” Why they were all staring us suspiciously. Have they never seen beer bottles before?
Do their husbands carry beers in the laptop beg? ”
Everybody opened their beer bottle from their distinguish style.
He dipped his finger in his pack and spread out some drops of beer aside.
Party went on till 3:00AM morning. Everything was scattered on floor.
Abhimanu:”Hello, I am abhimanu and my friends Ashok, Ali and Ajey”.
Broker: “So what do you want?”
Abhimanyu was never surprised by his direct question without introducing himself but he never wanted to call him as “Bhiya”.
Abhimanyu:”Bhiya,We need 2BHK flat in a good society.”
Broker again looked at them but this time in suspicious way.
Broker: “Are you bachelors?” This time, his tone was different as being bachelor is a crime.
Abhimanyu: ”Yes we are all bachelors.”
Broker: “I have many flats but not for the bachelors.”
Abhimanyu interrupted them: “Why this discrimination is?”
Broker first time smiled and said: “You have to ask this to flat owners”;
Broker continued. “I have a flat but first society chairman would like to meet you then only owner can permit you.”
Abhimanyu: ”We have no problem. Tell me when to meet him.”
Broker: “Come tomorrow at “Golden globe” society. I will be there.”
Abhimanyu and all his friends were ready for the meeting with chairman and they were in formal dress as they were going for interview.
Broker: “Let’s go. First we meet to Society Chairman. “
One person was standing some distance away and chatting with some women.
Ali said to Ashok:”Ashok, He should be chairman.”
Ashok:”Nope, He must be their dance teacher. As the way he is talking to women, look at him, he is shaking his whole body. ”
Ali started laughing.
Abhimanyu: “Shut up Ashok and Ali. How could you waste your time on such rubbish discussion? Be serious. We are just reaching to the chairman.”
Broker to Chairman: “Hello sir. These boys want F-102 flat.”
Abhimanyu: ”Hello sir, I am abhimanyu.We all are software engineer.”
Ali was thinking why he said that we are software engineer instead he should have hidden this. Everybody thinks except software engineer that how easily software engineer can be fucked off. May be, He wanted to differentiate from college students.
Chairman: “See Abhimanyu, We had bad experiences of bachelor people but you people looking like the professional people”.
Abhimanyu: ”Sir, You would not have any problem because of us. I can give you the mobile number of our previous flat owner. You can ask about us then only you give us this flat. ”
Ashok just could not control and took some distance, turned back and started laughing.
Chairman: “No need of this. I am trusting on you. Don’t create problem for others. You can meet to owner and can take the possession of this flat.”
All friends were happy. They said good bye to chairman and going back to home.
Ashok asked to Abhimanyu: “Abhimanyu, why did you offer to give him our owner’s number. If he really asked for the number then you know, what would have happened.”
Abhimanyu: ”Do you think, I am an idiot like you. I already told Vijay about this. If he would have got call then he would have handled it.”
The day came when they had to shift their stuff. The whole day was very hectic.
Ashok”Today I got to know I have 8 underwear. See my bad luck; I have been wearing this underwear since 15days.Anyway I was planning to buy new one but now I don’t need to. So today’s beer from my side.”
Ali to Ashok”Shame on you. How does Priya tolerate you? Say to her, I change my underwear daily.” and started laughing.
Ashok to Ali:” You idiot, There is no use of underwear in such affair.“All started laughing.
Ashok”Let’s go for beer”
Ali to Ashok:”Get 2 beers for me.”
Ashok to Ali:”First, You are coming with us and I’ll buy only 1 bottle for each. If you want more than pay for it. ”
Ali:”I am not feeling good today so 1 beer is enough for me.”
Askok:”I know that if you get poison at free cost, you will demand for more.”
Ali:”You forgot last month, how big party I given to you all. You had 3 beers and kept vomiting the whole night.”
Ashok:”Shut your fucking mouth. I will get two beers for you.”
Ali:”Now, I am feeling good.”Ashok:” Why not?”
Store owner kept all beers in typical “BLACK” carry beg which you can get only in wine shop.While they were entering to their block”F”, some ladies were in deep but loud discussion.
Ashok:”See that lady, wearing red saari.She must be newly married.”
Ali to Ashok:”Were you pundit who conducted her marriage.”
Ashok proudly: “experience man.”
Abhimanyu: “Shut up Ali and Ashok. Learn something from Ajey”
Ajey did not say any thing, just smiled.
When they were passing near to ladies group, all ladies were staring them and especially those black carry begs.Once all they were inside the flat.
Ashok:” Why they were all staring us suspiciously. Have they never seen beer bottles before?
Do their husbands carry beers in the laptop beg? ”
Ali: ”Relax man, one of them looking you from loving eyes.”
Ashok:” Really. Who is she?”
Ali:” You bastard..Tharki kahi ka”
Everybody opened their beer bottle from their distinguish style.
Abhimanyu:”Cheers for getting new flat again”
Ali:”wait wait..one thing is yet to be done.”
He dipped his finger in his pack and spread out some drops of beer aside.
Ali:”jai ho daru baba Ki, Now cheers”.
Everybody took big sip.
Askok:”This is most beautiful invention ever made by a man.”
Party went on till 3:00AM morning. Everything was scattered on floor.
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